…that show you should probably be looking for a new job
2. You are declining all christmas drinks parties because you just can’t hear the line ‘so mate, how’s work?’
3. You are contemplating telling your Father-in-law you’re training to be a cage fighter so he doesn’t ask ‘Sooo, what’s your plan for the next three years?’ again on Boxing day.
4. You’re getting really, really good at fruit ninja and look forward to getting into the office bathroom to get a higher score.
5. You fantasise about being an intern and have worked out just how little you could live off to be working your way to the dream job in the company you’ve always admired.
6. You have told everyone you’re spending Christmas in Siberia with relatives you’ve just recently discovered and you have to leave on the same day as the Christmas party….what a shame you’ll miss it.
7. You have had a sinking feeling about going back to work after the Christmas holidays since around September.
8. You are having absolutely zero alcohol at the office christmas party for fear you might have one sambuca too many and tell the boss what you think of the company and how it’s run.
9. You feel envious of your cousins kids telling you about what they are studying at uni because they can soon choose any career they like in the world.
10. You’re seriously considering applying for the role of Father Christmas’ elf at the local department store, just for a change of scene.